From the recording SELF ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
Lyrics
RAPPERS CANT FOLLOW ME IM A SHOT WIT NO CHASER
PULL OUT MA BLASTER PISTOL YOU FUMBLIN WITH YOUR TAZER
WE AINT EVEN PUT THE ALBUM OUT DEY WET OFF THE TEASER
ONLY THING I CATCH AFTER I JET IS AMNESIA
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FROM THE ERA OF LONG WALKS REAL TALK AND
ENCYCLOPEDIAS
SUCCESSFUL SELLIN GRASS ON A BIKE A CUZ I WAS
SPEEDIER
TRY TO HIDE THE FACES OF REAL RAPPERS IN THE MEDIA
LIKE DA UNDERGROUND DONT EXIST IF WE AINT GOT NO WIKIPEDIA
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MAKE YOU HIDE YA HEAD IN THE SAND LIKE AN OSTRICH
AND TOXIC YOU A DISEASE MAKIN MA CROTCH ITCH
YOU LIVE IN A BUBBLE NOBODY TOLD YOU YOURE A DOUCH BAG
HOW MANY EMCEE YOU KNOW GOT THIS MUCH SKILL AND DONT BRAG
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IM IN MA BAG YOU ON THE RAG YOU FADE OUT LIKE A FAD
MATTA FACT IM YA DAD GIVE YOU DA TUFF LOVE YOU NEVER HAD
YOU TALK TOO MUCH FALL BACK YUNG BOL AND LEARN SOMETHIN
SEE WH AT ITS LIKE TO GRIND HARD AND REALLY EARN SOME THIN
GOT ALL DA CHURCH LADIES SAYIN HE NEED JESUS
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ALL YOU WANNA DO IS PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND BURN SOMETHIN
I COULD SUGGEST THAT IM THE BEST AND I WOULDNT BE BLUFFIN
YOU GOT NOTHIN ON ME IM FREE YOU CANT COPY WHAT I DO
GIVE YOU A MAGNIFYING GLASS YOU COULDNT EVEN FIND A CLUE
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IM SHERLOCK HOLMES YOU SOLVE CRIMES WIT SCOOBY DOO
SUCH A CLOWN DRESSIN LIKE A PINAYATA I PULVERIZE YOU
GOT MORE RESPECT FOR TIRED PEOPLE WORKIN HARD FOR A PENTION
ALL THAT GUN TALK AND YET I SEE YOU PULLIN WITH 1O HENCHMEN
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REAL GRIMY DONT SHOWER JUST SPLASH A LITTLE COLOGNE
GREEDY WIT DA MIC LIKE AL CAPONE EATIN A CALZONE
WIDE RECEIVER IN THE END ZONE SWITCH IT UP LIKE A RING TONE
IM E T WITH A SPEAK AND SPELL OLD DOG WIT A BONE
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TOO MANY RAPPERS I HOPE I GET ENUFF TIME TO KILL EM ALL
YOU AINT SHARP YOU JUST AMIX OF ADDERALL AND DEMOROL
THE BROKEN TOYS IS RED HOT ANTHONY KIEDIS
PHONY FANS OF FAKE RAPPERS BE ACTIN LIKE DEY DONT NEED US
ILL GIVE YOU THE BIGGER SOUND SYSTEM AND YOU STILL COULDNT BEAT US
SEE THE BOUNCING BALL ON MA LYRICS GO FETCH GOLDEN RETREIVERS
GOT ALL THE CHURCH LADIES SAYIN HE NEED JESUS
IF I LOST MA WAY DONT LET ME GO
I GOTTA LEARN ON MY OWN UNTIL I KNOW